The content of the article:
- Autohoroscope from 25 to 31 December
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Cars are racing, where the headlights are looking, and the heavenly bodies are winking merrily - this New Year's week will be fabulous, beautiful and kind. The main thing is not to pay attention to the eternal troubles on the road (the drivers know what they are talking about and the stars will not torment the drivers with transfers). There will be a reason for fun already on Monday - many motorists will celebrate Catholic Christmas and ride cars around the Christmas trees. And the rest of the traffic participants will sit down in the garages and start cutting snowflakes - everything should be according to the rules in the car house, suddenly a kind machine Santa Claus will come and bring a can of gasoline as a gift.
Autohoroscope from 25 to 31 December
Aries
Aries, the motor sings a song about a little gray bunny coward, and the car rolls you merrily through towns and villages - the dream of a motorist, and that's all. But the stars found out that you have other cherished desires (everything will come true, do not worry). You will meet a traffic cop dressed as a snow maiden, and a car mechanic dressed as a wolf, you will see. But do not worry if on Monday your four-wheeled girlfriend does not want to leave the garage - on this day people celebrate the holiday of Spiridon Solstice, and you cannot do important things. Put a Christmas tree in the stall by the iron horse, stick the crankshaft on the top of your head, and start celebrating the New Year - your chauffeur friends will definitely support you.
Taurus
Taurus, before going on a long journey, look into the eyes-headlights of your faithful horse - they sparkle with happiness, probably the machine has fallen in love, it remains to find out who. Maybe a neighbor's motorcycle, or maybe a Lada that signaled you in a traffic jam two days ago. The main thing is that the car does not get carried away by the police UAZ - you will not be in trouble, and it is not profitable to play a car wedding on these pre-holiday days. By the way, if you decide to go shopping, do not park the car anywhere - before the new year, the evacuation service works in an enhanced mode and the nosy guys are just waiting to send some car to the parking lot.
Twins
Gemini, your favorite car squeaks with joy - hurray, hurray, December is over and you can stand in the garage for several days and take a break from the harmful owner (that is, from you). Listen to the opinion of the car and do not drive it before the holidays - you do not want the horse to sneeze in the stall and flinch from the New Year's fireworks? It is better to hang balls, snowflakes and garlands in the salon, because this winter Tuesday will be Boxing Day. The traffic cop - a flag, the utility worker - a chain of paper, well, and each passenger a Christmas tree twig. True, the holiday is celebrated in Great Britain, but our people are not embarrassed by such subtleties, and the driver does not pay attention to such trifles at all.
Crayfish
Crayfish, the highway glistens, snowflakes whirl in a mad waltz, sometimes stopping to rest on the caps of traffic cops and pedestrian jackets - the winter week will be cool. Bad weather does not bother anyone, all road users smile and sing songs. Do not be surprised if this December week you meet a red horse - the animal decided to celebrate Boyarsky's birthday (remember the song about the red stallion mowing with a purple eye?). If only midshipmen with swords did not rush along the roads - the fans of Mikhail Sergeevich are dashing guys and are completely unfamiliar with the rules. In general, take pity on the nerves of the iron horse and save it from this snowy chaos.
A lion
Lions, your car is a real lion - the iron horse got tired of being a horse, and she decided to growl and show character. You will have to placate your car with all sorts of petrol goodies, otherwise it will refuse to take you to the shops. Speaking of shops, don't forget to buy a puppy and stick it on the panel, because nodding dogs will be in trend again. And if in the middle of the December week you meet a cheerful voting Santa Claus, give a lift and ask to peel off his beard - what if it is a citizen of Russia Gerard Depardieu who celebrates his birthday? The harmful iron horse loves this actor and will even stop being capricious and demanding expensive fuel and oil from elite gas stations.
Virgo
Virgos, the frosts are serious and the drivers face a problem again - how to start the car if the thermometer stubbornly shows minus thirty, or even minus forty? Some craftsmen make a heating boiler and mold it under the collector, and some take away the battery and keep it by the battery all night. But with your iron horse there is no worries, no hassle - it starts with a half turn (spit it so that the neighbors do not jinx it). And it's time to think about a New Year's present for the car - decorate the steering wheel with snowflakes and Santa Claus figures or stick holiday slogans on the glass. And do not slow down near the traffic cops with Christmas trees - these are werewolves (the same ones in uniform) who dream of handing you a tree at an exorbitant price.
Scales
Libra, take off your festive cap - there are already enough New Year's clowns on the roads. Either old women wrapped in tinsel, now old people hung with garlands, then traffic cops in snowflake costumes - look out, as they flutter, just have time to unfasten the bills so that they don't freeze. The cars have gone completely crazy and drive exclusively to the "Christmas tree" songs. The most interesting thing these winter days happens on the country roads - strange women with brooms are crowded everywhere. Ask the car to cover the headlights so as not to shock her tender motor heart - these are witches celebrating Eustratius (witches' gatherings) and thinking how to steal the sun. If only the street lights weren't dragged away from the streets and the main Christmas tree was not snatched from the square.
Scorpion
Scorpios, you and your car are going to be lucky this week in December. Look carefully, suddenly you will notice Grandfather Frost in a painted sleigh - in his bags he does not have teddy bears or clockwork engines, but the most delicious healthy gasoline and fresh oil. And do not yawn in car workshops - for the drivers of your sign, the stars have enchanted road romances (and not with locksmiths in robes, but with cute owners of expensive foreign cars). If you are an auto lady, you can flirt with the traffic cops - such acquaintances will not bring harm. When serious Chinese block the road, don't panic - they are celebrating Mao Zedong's birthday (the iron horse respects this politician).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, for those who do not turn off the chosen route, the stars have prepared road surprises - hold on to the steering wheel and wait for good news. When you warm up the machine, do not forget to whisper an affectionate word. And on weekends, roll into the forest - there are Christmas trees at a discount, and twigs for free - at least fill a full trunk so that there is enough for both an apartment and a garage. If you see frozen peasants in caps with stars on the sidelines, take pity and treat them to tea from a thermos - these are not trolls congratulating each other on the coming New Year, but fans of Johannes Kepler (the astronomer was born more than 400 years ago). The machine believes in the stars and will celebrate the December holiday with pleasure.
Capricorn
Capricorns, who has the advantage on the road? Well, of course, the owners of expensive cars and traffic cops - you say and you will be wrong. This week in December, the green light is also on for the drivers of your sign (maybe you do a part-time job as a secret traffic cop?). Although the road forecast is favorable, keep the grips on the steering wheel and the feet on the pedals - an invasion of old ladies is expected.Grandmothers race over zebras with burning eyes in the hope of catching cheap fruits and chocolates - yes, there is a sale of New Year's treats just around the corner. You can drive into this alley - the iron horse loves the smell of childhood and will gladly open its mouth (that is, the trunk) to devour a couple of boxes of tangerines.
Aquarius
Aquarians, a kind traffic cop is rushing to us, soon a miracle will happen - the stars have remade the New Year's song to make it more fun for you to ride. And the patrol guys on these winter days are really good - they look like snow angels. Ask to turn your back - white wings really make their way through the form, and the wand turns into a magic wand. And give way to trams - on Friday they celebrate the day on which the tram letter route appeared, and the first letter was "A" (Muscovites affectionately called the tram Annushka). This happened more than a hundred years ago, but the conductors still decorate their hulks with ribbons and do not fine hares in honor of the holiday.
Fish
Fish, someone dashingly breaks through the snowstorms, someone likes to stay at home, but these December days you dream of one thing - to get out of town and celebrate the New Year in the forest. Slow down - the four-wheeled girlfriend does not smile to freeze under the tree and kick off the hares. By the way, on Sunday, they not only see off the old year, but also celebrate Modest's Day (Modest is the keeper of cattle, and the machine is considered a horse, albeit an iron one). If you are a woman driver, do not try to play cards in traffic jams - people say that in the summer, because of this fun, chickens will peck all cucumbers. Well, the stars were allowed to the male chauffeurs to smell - drive wherever you want, most importantly, do not be late for the family feast.
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