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- Auto horoscope from 18 to 24 February
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
The State Traffic Inspectorate is our dear, you control everything, you observe everyone - yes, there are a lot of functions, but there is little sense. The stars do not call drivers to riot, just by the way they had to. Well, okay, let's not waste time on the lyrics and see what is going on on the tracks these February days. The snow has not gone anywhere, the zebra stripes are almost invisible, and the pedestrians have completely relaxed and run across the road wherever they please. Well, at least the drivers are neat and careful nowadays - of course, because the chauffeurs celebrate the International Day of the Sober Driver. Let's not tempt fate and drink kvass or kefir before the road - breathalyzers are strange things, they suddenly show something.
Auto horoscope from 18 to 24 February
Aries
Aries, the number of cameras is increasing, new rules are being added, gas prices are rising - it seems that they decided to make us horseless. But the drivers of your sign are not sad - after all, this February week will be bright and cheerful. So warm up the engine, drive to the gas station and fill the tank full - travel in comfort. Just do not break the speed limit and look at the road - here and there you come across cow cakes. The stars have found out the reasons for this phenomenon: the people celebrate the Vukol Telyatnik holiday. Cows are given special attention, so the horned ones run along the tracks. It would be better to go to the traffic police post - the life of the traffic cops is hard, and milk for harm will not hurt.
Taurus
Taurus, put your favorite iron horse in a stall and run to the metro, or to the tram - these February days it's easier to be a pedestrian than a driver. Well, what - no traffic jams, no fines, no fear of traffic cops. Communicate with the people - you will understand what the two-legged breathe. But when you get behind the wheel again, you will stop scolding the guys for running over the zebra crossing, pretending to be colorblind and crossing the road to red and yellow traffic lights. You can take advantage of the situation and visit a friend - since you are not driving, celebrate Moonshine Day. But then do not approach the wheelbarrow, she does not tolerate the smell of alcohol at all (or maybe she envies, and wants to clink glasses with a glass filled with gasoline).
Twins
Gemini, oh, horror, what a track, there are ten Kamaz trucks and a hundred Zhiguli and Jeeps - they got stuck, they got stuck. Yes, the stars have not seen such a traffic jam for a long time and, apparently, traffic jams will occur from Monday to Sunday (well, if you believe the negative forecasts of the Ministry of Emergencies). By the way, sometimes snowfalls are useful - the driver can "get out" from the traffic cops and say that the road sign was covered with snow, or the markings disappeared under a snowdrift (in general, there are options for maneuvers). Although the patrol guys these winter days are kind - probably, the authorities issued new socks or a shaving product as a present. The stars congratulate you on Defender of the Fatherland Day (if you are, of course, a male driver).
Crayfish
Cancers, stars do not understand drivers who use the trunk as a trash can - there are pieces of iron, ancient newspapers, and leaky cans, in general, a traffic cop will break a leg. But the chauffeurs of your sign are neat and immediately get rid of unnecessary things. And the machine is happy - look how dashingly it rushes along the virgin snow, and even all-terrain vehicles envy it. But in February days, it is undesirable to rush - the speed is such a thing, today there are indulgences, and tomorrow there is no. If pedestrians with bounty chocolates drop into the car, don't be alarmed - no advertising, just the guys celebrate the Day of Heavenly Delight. But take the payment in money - sweets are harmful, and you can't fill a car with chocolate.
A lion
Lions, well, what - went ahead, but with a breeze and comfort. Your car does not notice the obstacles, and it ignores the traffic cops altogether - you already have a talk with an iron horse and explain that the authority on the roads must be respected, and you will not get away from communicating with the patrol guys. By the way, look what's with your headlights - they flash, then go out, then shine brightly, as if the car was about to arrange a disco. Or maybe the car winks at that cute jeep and wants to know what gasoline it drives. If you notice swollen men with red noses, do not stop - the guys are celebrating the Day of the Professional Alcoholic. We've already got the faceted glasses out and cooperated for three.
Virgo
Virgo, the engine is healthy, the chassis is tired, but it's too early to replace, the steering wheel seems to be spinning - in general, everything is normal, and you can hit the road. Just kick out the passengers who do not want to buckle up - any trip is not cheap anyway, and you also have to pay fines for fellow travelers. But if it's boring to ride alone, have a chat with an iron horse or give those voting guys a ride over there. They have full pockets of money - maybe they will be generous in the calculation. Just in case, let them know about the unusual holiday - everyone celebrates the Day of Fight Against Greed on Sunday. Let them fork out, you still need to refuel, change covers, buy new wipers - the list goes on and on.
Scales
Libra, Star Drivers heard you scolding your car and threatening to buy yourself a new car. Why are you deceiving an iron horse, because you cannot part with it - for so many years you have been together, in perfect harmony. If you are dissatisfied with the quality of the ride, then give the car to the good hands of auto mechanics for a week. They will patch it up there, replace it here, clean it up here - it will run like new. And do not give a lift to the guys who jump on the sidelines, wave portraits of Rastorguev, and shout: Atas, well, further on about the working class. The leader of the group Lyube has a birthday today, and the fans are ready to hang around in the cold and wait for the singer all week (although Nikolai is unlikely to drive along this street, what has he forgotten here?).
Scorpion
Scorpios, you must agree how good it is to ride on heated seats - and the driver is happy, and the passengers do not fidget. Even traffic cops, seeing happy faces in the cabin, are embarrassed to slow down and spoil the mood. But the real road idyll of the driver will never be seen - the most expensive and comfortable SUV will sometimes jump so much, hitting a pothole, that it will click its teeth and the radio will switch to another channel. The stars are swinging again - this February week will be relatively calm. But do not signal to pedestrians who are wandering along the zebra and looking out for something there - probably the guys celebrate the Day of the search for the second sock (and what kind of holidays they can think of - our people's imagination is all right).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, remind the passengers of the seat belts - so that they fasten in a human way, and do not hold the strap with their hands, like everything is in order. Traffic cops are not stupid guys and will immediately figure out the cunning ones, but you will have to pay. In general, the stars looked into the news for motorists, and were horrified: parking prices have risen, and in some cities they hint about paid parking in yards. And where the world is heading is not clear. But everyone knows where you are going - these February days you have exceptionally fun routes. You can slow down near the sellers who sell bast shoes and celebrate the Pankraty Day folk holiday. Buy a couple - in bast shoes, probably, it is convenient to press the pedals.
Capricorn
Capricorns, it seems that you do not touch the steering wheel at all - such light and smooth movements, just a sight for sore eyes. Eh, if all the drivers followed your example, there would be no difficult situations on the roads at all.You and passengers come across literate all the time - they don't distract you with chatter, they don't make faces at the window, they don't give stupid advice about overtaking. But this February week you will find not only pleasant things - there will be traffic jams, queues at gas stations, and meetings with dear and beloved traffic cops. Well, if you see pedestrians who stand on their heads, or climb with goggle eyes at traffic lights, do not be alarmed - the guys celebrate the Rooftop Festival (and each roof, as you know, travels in its own way).
Aquarius
Aquarians, what is the most interesting thing about the car? Of course what's under the hood. Still, the smart man was the one who invented the car. But who invented the first traffic cop?! With this guy, star drivers would like to talk face to face, and preferably somewhere in a dark alley. Well, okay, the situation still cannot be changed, and the road guards were, are and will be. You won't have to meet the patrol guys these February days, because the car seems to be drawn to deserted roads. If only she didn't slow down near the road butterflies - the girls dressed up in model dresses and celebrate Cindy Crawford's birthday. Even the iron horse shrinks from the cold, and the ladies are not afraid of the frost.
Fish
Fish, the seats are comfortable, the sound insulation is perfect - so that's why you easily endure standing in traffic jams? You can take a nap, and have lunch, and even have a game of cards with gambling passengers. Although, it's not worth it - all of a sudden the fellow travelers are cheaters and will win you a year of free driving, then take them to the noisy establishments. In these February days, it is better to move alone - no one itches, grumbles, whines, does not ask to go to the toilet. Something the stars got distracted again and forgot about the main thing. In general, if you see cats walking along the roadside in a kimono, do not be alarmed - these are not hallucinations, they just celebrate Cat Day in Japan (and cats are not cars, and you cannot tell from them whether they are ours or Japanese).
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