The content of the article:
- Autohoroscope from 3 to 9 October
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
The coverage on the Milky Way is always smooth and clean, and the heavenly bodies cannot understand the panic of the road builders and mayors about the coming of October. Well, just think, there were green leaves, but they turned yellow - that's the whole difference. But the planets are supportive to the drivers this week - traffic jams are within normal limits, the mood of the traffic policemen is positive and rosy (did they raise their salaries again?). Well, pits and bumps are a common and everyday thing, and our motorists cannot be frightened with such nonsense, on the contrary, they will shake so much that you will forget about a dream.
Autohoroscope from 3 to 9 October
Aries
Aries, this week you will jokingly cover thousands of kilometers - the stars promise that luck will not leave you even on rural roads. The romance of a gravel track is the dream of any motorist - small stones are flying, oncoming cars are happy muzzles (well, the drivers are sad, maybe it's just an autumn mood). By the way, when your iron friend starts to slow down next to the traffic police, do not be surprised - the machine is simply worried about the poor frozen guys. You can even wink headlights - the former traffic cops will instantly warm up and have fun. But do not show the bills - they will suddenly be taken away so that there is something to light a fire.
Taurus
Taurus, the tracks are going to be fun and varied this week. Autumn slush is not a reason to deprive a steel friend of a good sink - well, your machine does not like to wash in the rain, but dreams of comfortable conditions. You can cut the shampoo at the chosen one, only do not touch your favorite fluffy towel. And do not trust the road builders who have filled the familiar holes with brand new asphalt - for reliability, go around obstacles as before. And another tip from the stars: do not forget the cable, on these days you will have to be a lifeguard - every now and then you will come across too thoughtful chauffeurs standing in the mud. You never know where the mayor gets stuck, or some retired oligarch (there are not enough helicopters for everyone).
Twins
Gemini, are you not embarrassed by your hands smelling of gasoline, and the sound of the engine sounds like sweet music to you? Yes, you are a real travel romantic! And this week, auto-luck will also throw romance novels, so get ready. A solid suit, glasses and a thermos with aromatic coffee - suddenly you have to treat someone. And do not forget about the appearance of the car - dating is such a thing, and it will not hurt to hang a new toy. You can also get curtains on the windows - just not tulle, you are not a prince or a princess going to seduce. And look at the tsiferki of the regions - you won't go around with the locals, it's better to talk to someone from afar, maybe they will invite you to visit.
Crayfish
Raki, this week the traffic situation will be so perfect that you will even get bored. No one overtakes or cuts you off, every now and then gives way, and even pedestrians stand to the last. Stop and take a closer look at the pretty face of your car - maybe an iron friend decided to play a fierce beast and make terrible faces? By the way, if you get tired of the monotony, go for a drive to Norway - there is more than enough extreme, take at least the famous troll staircase. We have just heaven on the roads compared to the serpentine there. And if it's too far, then it is better to put the car in a warm and cozy garage, call your friends and play off the bikes.
A lion
Lions, a flat wide road, the absence of pedestrians and patrols is a great dream, but it's time to return to reality, because the traffic jam has long since resolved, and cheerful music is nothing more than the beeping of indignant cars behind you. The week is expected to be eventful, but as an extra-class driver, you should not complain. By the way, the stars advise on these autumn days to look at the clock more often - at lunchtime it is better to stay at home or at work, otherwise you will be late everywhere. Car enthusiasts will get hungry urgently, and everyone will rush to have a snack at the same restaurant - I wonder how people will park their cars?
Virgo
Virgo, if you were given power this week, what would you do first? The stars know the answer: you would immediately change the traffic situation. But, alas, at the top, most likely, there are officials who not only have no rights, but in general have never taken to the streets. And we will never get rid of illiterate, to put it mildly, drivers. On these autumn days, you will be convinced of this - there will be a feeling that beginners and schoolchildren have got behind the wheel. Don't worry if you get caught in a cork created by a cute nymph in a pink Mercedes. The lady decided that the cars honk only in honor of her unearthly beauty, and the gestures of the drivers mean only one thing - stay longer, we still want to admire.
Scales
Libra, turn the steering wheel calmly - the stars promise that the week will not bring any special surprises, and the situation on the roads will be stable. All the same drivers, the same traffic jams, and even the pits on the asphalt will not change, except that they will become a little wider and deeper. And do not envy the drivers of expensive SUVs bought abroad, maybe they have only one joy in life - their favorite cars, and at home there is only a mischievous gardener and a capricious cook. And the attention of the guys from the traffic police is directed at them much more often, because our cars are able to make an independent and relaxed look, driving the patrolmen into the confusion that apart from a hundredth bill, nothing can be obtained.
Scorpion
Scorpios, this week of October will bring you a lot of fun and funny situations. Just do not laugh too loudly when you pass by the guys from the traffic police - they are impressionable creatures, they will still be offended and quit their job. And where they go to the service - not in the janitors, they will suddenly stop the leaves out of habit and fine passers-by. When you set off, take more fresh buns with you - traffic jams on these autumn days will not go anywhere, on the contrary, there will be more of them. To while away the time, you can arrange a picnic on the hood - you will have baked goods from you, alcohol-free cognac from the driver of an SUV, and truckers and fried chicken will be brought to the common table. In general, you will not get bored, just do not forget to invite the patrolmen to the Sabantuy.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, there are a lot of responsible and skillful drivers on our roads, whatever one may say. This week you will be convinced of this - mutual assistance will be like in Soviet times. Even for your important business, you can't stop - it is worth slowing down at the forest, as they are already rushing from all sides with cables and cans full of gasoline. So at forced stops, hang posters on glass from all sides with the inscription: Do not disturb! But when you move more than five meters away from your faithful iron friend, do not forget about the alarm - the hijackers with honest eyes are already rushing over there and pretend that they, too, are impatient to pick the October mushrooms.
Capricorn
Capricorns, autumn is outside - a great time for colds. Do not be alarmed when a traffic police officer in a gauze bandage politely knocks on the window of your car, and in no case ask him to take off his mask. God forbid, it will infect, and okay with the usual ARVI, the boy can and what to reward professional. Suddenly you will talk, and you want to learn to be a patrolman - do you need it? It is better to secure yourself and buy more gauze - there will be something to do in traffic jams (at the same time, remember the lessons of OBZH or CWP, sew bandages on all the drivers around and earn extra money). In general, the week promises to be successful, trips to the dacha will be daily - you can say thank you to your friends, they can't do without you.
Aquarius
Aquarius, this week is going to be fun. It seems that all the drivers urgently moved to rare cars - either Zhiguli and Muscovites of an unknown year of manufacture, or the Volga, except that there are not enough hunchback Zaporozhians. You can even remake the famous song where dad bought a car (you will have to give Pugacheva an idea). Cars will overtake cyclists, but they will create a serious traffic jam - turn on the series on a laptop, you will even have time to watch Maria. And it is better not to suffer and immediately run from home to the bus stop - romance, you will remember your student years, the main thing is to take care of your wallet.
Fish
Pisces, road gods and angels are on your side this week. The stars will save you from traffic jams and from communicating with careless drivers, but the luminaries are not responsible for the quality of gasoline - here you are. The machine will thank you more than once for your love and care - in such a cozy garage the residents of your house are not averse to living, let alone their favorite car, but the iron friend does not want to leave there. But you have both heated seats and brand new covers - your horse will not be capricious. Only choose your fellow travelers in these October days wisely, do not make the car nervous - too talkative passengers will get seasick.
