The content of the article:
- Autohoroscope from 1 to 7 August
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fishes
Many motorists and pedestrians observed a strange situation on the streets of the city last week: hundreds of traffic police officers walked with three-meter seedlings. Everyone, of course, naively decided that the inspectors of the road service took care of landscaping the area. But the stars will reveal a secret: the guys were preparing new places for an ambush. So this week you shouldn't relax - literally behind every bush there will be funny, well-fed guys with weighty rods (probably, the guys misunderstood the new law of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, which prohibits covert surveillance).
Autohoroscope from 1 to 7 August
Aries
Aries, getting ready for the road, do not forget to check the technical condition of the car - you are undoubtedly an extra-class driver, but prevention will not hurt. The road guardian angels will sit in the back seats of your car all week and watch the traffic safety. Aries women inspectors will salute - not every lady is able to drive so dashingly, talking on the phone, fastening the straps of shoes and tint the eyelashes. And Aries men are completely out of competition - you feel like the king of the road even in a tank, even in the Oka, and the drivers stop in delight to watch your driving skills.
Taurus
Taurus, this week a bicycle will be the ideal means of transportation - yes, this is exactly what you thought - there will be much more traffic jams than peasants collecting bottles see in a month. Buy a protective helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, mold a "beginner" sign on the frame and go ahead. Your irreplaceable friend on the road will take you to the service and dacha with a breeze and, most importantly, free of charge. But if you are unable to part with your four-wheeled friend, then be patient and do not forget to take two thermos with you: with coffee, and with fragrant borscht. Yes, and do not forget to put "War and Peace" in the back seat, in traffic jams you will have time to re-read Tolstoy a couple of times.
Twins
Gemini, this week you will forget about two Russian troubles: fools and bad roads will disappear. You can get to any place with a breeze on the brand new asphalt - the mayors are waiting for the eminent guest. The daredevils will not be interested in driving on smooth roads, and they will go out of town - to train their skills on bumps and potholes. The stars remind you that speed limit signs are not for beauty, and try not to ignore them. If you are impatient to go on a long journey, then leave your favorite car in the garage - it will not be offended. And there are electric trains, buses or trains waiting for you - believe me, in these things you can get a good job and get to your destination with comfort.
Cancer
Crayfish, gasoline is getting more expensive, inspectors are raging, but you don't care about all this. You love your car, and it responds in kind to you - this week the car will never overheat and will be able to avoid ten-kilometer traffic jams. By the way, when going out of town, do not forget to put on makeup - if you are a woman. On the track, you will meet a wonderful stranger in a luxury jeep, and, imagine, he will need your help. Well, if you are a man, then grab a snow-white shirt - in your neat typewriter you will look simply amazing, and a fabulous fairy stuck in the middle of the road to the dacha in a deep puddle will look at you with hope - what is not a reason to start a car romance?
A lion
Virgo
Virgo, this week you have to make sure that the driving culture has increased tenfold. They will give way to you, even when there is no need for it, in traffic jams the driver will stop beeping furiously and will smile affectionately. Pedestrians will not rush on zebras, and traffic police officers will leave their batons at home. Inspectors will approach cars with a servile expression on their faces, and do not be surprised if some Petrov Vasya in uniform salutes you and bows to the ground. In fact, everything is simple - you are a brilliant driver, and next to you there is no place for rudeness and other negativity.
Scales
Libra, do not forget the saying about: You go more quietly. This week, you don't have to rush like the wind, lowering the self-esteem of birds, which will think it's time for them to retire after being overtaken by a car. Better to be late for service and listen to an angry boss than deal with traffic police inspectors. It's a good idea to consider purchasing knick-knacks to decorate your salon. That there is a nodding dog - let you have a bear. And choose a companion wisely, and if you have brought a chatty girlfriend with you, let him tell exciting stories about buying a dress when you get bored in traffic, and while driving, the friend can have fun in another way - eyeing the men standing at the stops.
Scorpion
Scorpios, all drivers are aware that a person's character can be determined by the car he drives - this week you will see it again. At gas stations, you can easily find a common language with the drivers of Zhiguli or Muscovites - these simple and sweet guys, like the continuation of their cars, they have no arrogance and arrogance. But the drivers of massive SUVs are another matter, they are unlikely to treat you to fresh coffee prepared by their secretary. What kind of character do you have? And isn't it time to buy a new car that will match the status and masculinity. A massive Hummer or a sporty Honda - the choice is yours, these days in August you can get a profitable loan.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, this week you will have to drive quite a lot - do not forget that the machine also loves to rinse itself after hard work. An automatic car wash is a good thing, but you do not trust your "iron horse" to incomprehensible brushes with which they are going to polish your car. Better to let nice girls wash your friend, and you will not be stingy with tips. And by the way, on these August days, traffic police officers become more active, just behind the nearest bush they hid. Don't be nervous, their work is so hard and hectic - they are great guys outside of office hours, so try to make friends with them.
Capricorn
Capricorns, remember the fun and carefree times when you were an ordinary pedestrian and were afraid to step on the zebra until the driver jumps out of the car and explains that he is blinking not to express respect to you, but so that you have already crossed the road and did not count the crows. This week you will have to observe a similar picture more than once: pedestrians will become extremely timid, and you will have to be patient. And yes, do not forget about active old women - the summer cottage season has not yet come to an end, and these August days, the grannies have become more active. Respect the rights of the elderly and skip poor grandmothers laden with tomatoes and bouquets of asters.
Aquarius
Aquarius, if your navigator is muttering nonsense and making a crazy route this week, isn't it time to replace it with a more modern system? And it is better to use good road maps, of course, purchased more than a dozen years ago. Yes, you will have to travel a lot these days of August, but since you cannot imagine yourself without your beloved "iron friend", be prepared for all kinds of road miracles. Do not worry - the speed bump will not be portrayed as a real traffic police officer, but there will be many funny cases. What is just a wedding on motorcycles, when the bride's dress blows off at speed, and the groom gets seasick while drinking champagne!
Fishes
Fish, there are few drivers who have never violated traffic rules. But this does not concern you! However, do not forget that the rules change quite often, and this week do not be lazy to buy a straight from the tin book with traffic rules. Inspectors at the beginning of August will be surprisingly polite - otherwise their salaries have been raised! Going on a long journey, take care of food - pies in roadside cafes are not bad, but the price tags, you see, bite. Yes, it is possible that the filling in belyashi for 200 rubles a couple of days ago also bit and growled. In general, your favorite car will not let you down - the stars wish you a happy journey!
